System

Proof of Humanity

Alien Interaction Protocol Detected.
Verification required to enter the simulation.

SCANNING NEURALINK...

CALCULATING HIMOTHY SCORE

INITIALIZING... 0%

SECURE CONNECTION // ENCRYPTED: SHA-256

ANOMALY DETECTED
ALIEN MUSK

"Simulation breach detected."

"Identity unstable."

Contract Address

xxxxxxxxxxx

Buy X
Subject Zero
SUBJECT_ZERO // ID:X-Æ-A12
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▹ REALITY.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING ▹ DNA_SCAN: MISMATCH [97.3% NON-TERRESTRIAL] ▹ MARS COORDINATES LOCKED ▹ STARSHIP = ESCAPE_POD.ACTIVATE() ▹ CHILDREN_NAMES: ENCODED_SIGNAL_TO_MOTHERSHIP ▹ $ALIENMUSK: CURRENCY OF THE NEW ORDER ▹ NEURALINK: MIND_CONTROL_DEVICE.INIT() ▹ REALITY.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING ▹ DNA_SCAN: MISMATCH [97.3% NON-TERRESTRIAL] ▹ MARS COORDINATES LOCKED ▹ STARSHIP = ESCAPE_POD.ACTIVATE() ▹ CHILDREN_NAMES: ENCODED_SIGNAL_TO_MOTHERSHIP ▹ $ALIENMUSK: CURRENCY OF THE NEW ORDER ▹ NEURALINK: MIND_CONTROL_DEVICE.INIT()
CLASSIFIED // LEVEL_OMEGA

THE PROPHECY

DECLASSIFIED // 2026
TOP SECRET // EYES ONLY

Why is he obsessed with Mars? Why does he name his children like buffer overflow errors?

Because he is signaling the mothership.

> The tech. The tunnels. The rockets.
> It's not for humanity.
> It's infrastructure for the arrival.
> $ALIENMUSK is the currency of the new galactic order.

"Don't resist the simulation. Adapt to it."

JOIN_THE_HIVEMIND → X
FILE_ARCHIVE // RESTRICTED_ACCESS

CLASSIFIED FILES

The following footage was recovered from a corrupted Neuralink dev server. Viewer discretion is... irrelevant.

Exhibit Alpha
LIVE FEED ● CAM_01
2026.02.20 // 03:47:22 UTC
LOCATION: STARBASE, TX — SUBLEVEL 7

EXHIBIT A

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UNEDITED
Exhibit Beta
INTERCEPTED ● SIG_77
2026.02.20 // 04:12:09 UTC
SOURCE: CLASSIFIED // ORBITAL_RELAY

EXHIBIT B

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RAW DATA
SIGNAL ANALYSIS // AUTO-GENERATED REPORT

> analyzing footage...

> facial_recognition: MATCH — SUBJECT "MUSK, ELON R."

> biometric_scan: ANOMALY DETECTED — pupil dilation inconsistent with Homo sapiens baseline

> movement_pattern: 87.4% correlation with archived Zeta Reticuli behavioral models

> conclusion: SUBJECT IS NOT OF THIS WORLD

> recommendation: buy $ALIENMUSK before the mothership arrives

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— END OF DECLASSIFIED ARCHIVE — FURTHER FILES REQUIRE LEVEL_SIGMA CLEARANCE —